That's Life!
Ok, so it might not be the typical life of a NORMAL person, but still we seem to get up to rather weird things these days, so this is a page capturing a typical day in the life of me and my friends!!!
Btw, so that you can read the page better I've just put in the links below which link to the targets. ( If you don't get what I mean just click on the link)

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Quotes
From Year 11 Biology Camp -

Eileen: Look! there's a massive bull! No, actually a massive cow...
Jess: Nah, it's just a massive piece of Porterhouse Steak...and look there's bacon! (pointing to pigs)

Jess: My pants are falling down!
Eileen: What do you want me to do about it!?

Reading palms -
Eileen: I'm going to have three children see!
Jess: What about me?
Eileen: (Takes a look) Oh, you'll have three.
Jess: Oh ok, that means the third one wiill be an accident!
(Only planning to have two kiddies u see )

While unpacking sleeping bags...
(said in cantonese)

"Diew! There's a peanut in here" - Tanya

"Diew! There's a grape here" - Cheryl
 

From Year 10 Horseriding Camp -

"Oh man even my period is unco, how RUDE! " - Viv

Viv: There's something shoved up my ass here...
  Sylv: I've been stretching my legs in the air...
     Viv: So THAT'S what's been sticking up my ass!!!
Some other person: Wow is your ass in mid air or something?!
(However, it must be noted, that Viv was referring to another object that had been up her ass...and not Sylvia's feet!)

" Woah, we just passed a whole lot of chickens there, we MUST be in the sticks.." - Jenny

" If you see Viv sprawled across the back of her horse then you can safely assume that her feet are out of the stirrups and she's about to fall off the horse " - Jess

" Louisa, are you taking a shower??? " - Viv staring at her TENT in a very confused state ( is this implying that you can be both physically and intellectually unco?!?! Just kidding!!! )

After walking into the crappy camp toilet Viv bounds out exclaiming that there's no toilet paper, of course while she's at it manages to forget to discreetly hide her pad and amongst the excitement holds it out in the open as if she were hugging it to herself!  Well done Viv :)

"You know what?  The toilet smells like shit! " - Peelaine  ( well DUH! now what else would it smell of ?? )


Charlie's Top Ten Quotes about Women and Men (notice the order I have typed it..kekeke)
1) Women.....ay
2) Women.....subscript of men
3) Women.....instant experts
4) Women.....incompetent as they are
5) Women.....no comment
6) Women.....*speechless*
7) Women.....wat a joke
8) Women..... dangerous for men
9) Women..... waste of resources
10) Women..... can't be bothered

 1) Men.....big balls
2) Men.....hounour for women
3) Men.....natural born rulers
4) Men.....rule women
5) Men.....rule
6) Men.....testosterones
7) Men.....superior
8) Men.....smarter
9) Men.....create women
10) Men..... born to rule


More typical Charlie quotes!

 A lesson in Jap from Charlie -
"It is just name to iu thing so dickhead called willy ma would be willyma to iu baka"

A lesson in bagging people...da expert way!

                                            #1 Grow a dick Willyma!
                                            #2 You're shit Willyma!
                                            #3 You're gay Fung!

"He has 2 3/4s up his ass"  - Charlie ( I don't really get what it means but he was referring to Wilma - actually it's meant to mean two "three fours" as in VCE subject but I took it as three quarters so yeah...oops )

"I think I talk better if I talk egotistically" - Charlie ( that is coming from a naturally charismatic leader :P )

"Boxers give you freedom and movement!" - Charlie
(Yes, well we really needed to know that didn't we?!)
 
 
 


 
 

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